Cabbages are Pretty

This post is really just an excuse to photograph cabbages.

Now that that’s out of the way:

I made sauerkraut using the recipe from Food In Jars and it’s finally ready.

When my schedule is rolling along correctly, I like to do a batch of preserving every week, the day after the farmers market.  Ideally, every scrap of unsold produce – those last few tomatoes, extra zucchini, that one little cabbage that no one wanted-  gets turned into something.  (I know, sorry chickens, there’s plenty of grass for you girls).  This keeps the pantry stocked and also makes sure that the garden stays completely picked so that it keeps producing at maximum capacity.  I can all kinds of things, make jams, dehydrate some stuff in the oven, infuse the occasional liqueur.  I’ve been trying to incorporate more ferments into the mix since they’re so easy and require so few supplies. These cabbages I have in my garden right now are a variety called Deadon, and the seeds are available from Johnny’s Seeds here.  I love the shades of deep purple to the palest green on their leaves; they’re really quite stunning. The general idea of this recipe is that you cut up cabbage, put it in a jar with salt and fennel seeds, and then wait. …. and wait some more….When you think the sauerkraut is, well, sauerkraut, taste it.  If it tastes lackluster, just let it sit for awhile longer.  It’ll get to a point that you’ll taste it and it’ll be super tangy and wonderful and you’ll want to keep taking more tastes and then eat the whole jar …. and that means it’s done. I think it’s pretty crazy that I can cut up some vegetables and put them on a shelf in a jar with some salt and then come back later and they’re not only edible, they’re delicious! There’s something about fermenting….  I really don’t know anything about the chemistry of it, or why it works (I should probably read up on that, though…)  I do know that when I ferment stuff it makes me feel like I have magic superpowers over produce.  You should try it.

I Love Winter Gardening: Greens & Sausage Gravy

When I first started keeping a vegetable garden, years ago, I was mistakenly under the impression that you only can grow things in the summer, between the frosts.  Once I realized that you can grow vegetables year-round here in Northern California, I really fell in love with winter gardening.  There’s none of the concern about high temperatures and keeping everything watered,  and winter vegetables are quite happy to soak up the fog, rain and frosts, requiring almost no maintenance from me. There are a whole array of vegetables that have the potential to overwinter: all of the dark leafy greens, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, beets, all of the alliums….  Between all of these vegetables and the winter squash in the pantry, there’s no reason we shouldn’t be able to eat out of the garden all year round.

Here at our farm, we grow lots of dark leafy greens.   I like to harvest them very small, as mixed baby braising greens.  I’ve found that if I plant them out into the garden during September or October, they have plenty of time to get established and start growing before the days get really short.  I’ll keep planting through the whole winter, but greens planted in December or January won’t really do much of anything until the days get longer, maybe late February. A few of the Black Dog Farm Winter Greens, clockwise from top center: Wild Harvested Miner’s Lettuce; Blue Curled Scotch Kale from Baker Creek Seeds; Toscano Kale from Johnny’s Seeds;  Scarlett Frills from Johnny’s Seeds; Red Chidori Kale from Territorial Seeds; Red Russian Kale from Baker Creek Seeds

So yes, we have a ridiculous amount of kale floating around the farm for the winter months.  One of my favorite ways to use it is in this really simple, fast meal.  There’s nothing all that revolutionary about this; it’s just mashed potatoes, steamed braising greens, and some delicata squash, all topped with sausage gravy. If you’ve ever felt ambivalent about kale, though, this is absolutely the way to go.  I eat a lot of kale and every once in awhile, my stomach says:

Those people are right.

This is foul.

If I eat any more kale, I’m going to die.

All it takes is the teeniest smidgen of sausage gravy to make a huge pile of steamed greens go from boring and gross to the star of the plate and completely convince everyone at the dinner table that it’s worth eating.  The other reasons I like making this? It comes together in just 20 minutes, it uses very few ingredients so I don’t need to have 900 things in the fridge to make it, it uses seasonal produce from the garden, and it has a way of perfectly walking the line between feeling healthy and filling.  (Sure, you can serve this exact same meal with fried chicken, which is awesome, and I’ve done many times, but that’s another dinner).

I don’t really feel like necessary to write out full recipes for this, so let’s do it this way….

Greens & Sausage Gravy, or My Feet Hurt But I Still Want Something Good For Dinner

cook time: 20 minutes

The components of this meal:

1. Mashed Potatoes: I’m sure however you make them is fine…

2. Steamed Braising Greens: maybe with a crushed clove of garlic thrown in the pot.  I don’t steam them very long, maybe 10 minutes,  just until they’re tender.  If you’re working with older greens, or tough varieties like collards, you’ll obviously want to cook them longer.

3. A Side Vegetable From The Garden: that’s delicata squash up in the pictures, sauteed in olive oil, but in the summer it might be sliced tomatoes, or a cherry tomato salad.

4. Sausage Gravy: I already wrote out the recipe I use in this post back here, about grinding homemade breakfast sausage.  There are a bunch of pictures and instructions for how to make good sausage gravy if you don’t know how.  For a fast week night meal, the only notes I would add onto that recipe is that you can substitute milk for the stock if you don’t have it on hand.  (And that you don’t need to grind your own sausage for the gravy to be good, just look for a basic flavor of ground pork breakfast sausage, not something with…. maple syrup, or hot peppers in it.  That might make weird gravy).

Cook it! 2012: The Great Pasta Round-Up

The first resolution of the new year is officially complete: pasta has been made, cross that baby off the list. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was absolutely blown away by the food that everyone made.

I know that making pasta can be one of those projects that, midway through, you start swearing and wondering why you thought it would be a good idea to attempt something so labor intensive.  I am so happy that all of you kept at it and made such delicious looking food!  I want to say some kind of cheesy food bloggy thing, something like “oooh that lasagna looks so good I can practically taste it through the computer screen” but that’s total crap. Looking at it doesn’t cut it at all, I wanna eat it!

Here are a few of the highlights, gathered together from all of the posts:

Here are the links to all the posts:

Lasagna, from Grow and Resist: reading this post made me upset, because it just made me really want lasagna, but not my stupid lasagna — I want Meg’s lasagna with those beautiful homemade noodles. Save me a plate, please.

Orecchiette al Sugo con le Polpetine, from The Wholesome Epicure: that sauce, oh my goodness….  This post also has the internet’s cutest picture of a sweet little kid making playdoh orecchiette.  Future chefs in training!

Orecchiette Bolognese, from the Kitchen Ninja: at this point, I’m basically just drooling all over my laptop.  Who doesn’t love a good bolognese sauce?

Ramen Noodles, from Oh, Briggsy: a dream bowl of ramen with all the toppings, all from scratch, all at home, no epic culinary pilgrimage to Momofuku required.  So impressive!

Rosemary Linguini with Caramelized Onions, Walnuts & Blue Cheese, from My Pantry Shelf: proves that you don’t need a pasta machine to make your own pasta from scratch.  Sage, rosemary, bay leaves, white wine, blue cheese = my kind of dish, for sure.

Ravioli, from Snowflake Kitchen: Kate, I am 100% sold on the ravioli mold, those look absolutely perfect. Also, I love the emphasis on fresh eggs, I completely agree.

Spaghetti & Meatballs, from Grow it Cook it Can it

Spätzle, from Homemade Trade: this post made me really want to visit Germany again…. or maybe just make the journey down to San Francisco and beg Aimee to make me some of her delicious-looking spätzle.  (When do we get the recipe for your mom’s goulasch? I want it! I am a junky for Recipes That Someone’s Mom Has Been Making For Their Birthday Forever.)

Stuffed Shells, from Homesprout: brilliant! with fresh eggs from backyard chickens and homemade fresh ricotta cheese.  Fancy restaurants wish they had stuff this good on the menu.

(Writing this post meant putting in nine billion links and pictures from different sites, actually reading e-mails and checking my inbox, and a bunch more… so please, if for some reason I’ve forgotten someone or messed up a link, or messed up giving someone credit somewhere, please tell me right away and I’ll fix it.)

Thanks everyone for cooking along.  Don’t forget, the February Cook it Resolution is all about bread making…. I made a couple loaves of sandwich bread but I’ve gotten my hands on a sourdough starter that one of my baker friends gave me, and there are all sorts of cookbooks spread out in the kitchen with different recipes I’m looking at and working on.  (Pinterest is all well and good, but what’s the point of bookmarking cool stuff if you can’t trash your house while you do it?)

If you’re just reading about Cook it! 2012 and want to join in the fun…. send me an e-mail at thejamgirl@gmail.com.

Happy baking!

Red Wine Braised Beef Shortribs

I knew I wanted to braise something with bones…Anytime you take a cut of meat that has lots of fat and big bones in it, cook it for ten or twelve hours with some booze and vegetables, it will be awesome.

I bought some beautiful grass-fed beef short ribs from John Ford Ranch at the farmers market, and I knew I had found the ingredient I was looking for.  In addition to having a velvety, luscious flavor and a beautiful rustic aesthetic, these red wine braised short ribs are also really simple to make and will make the people you’re feeding have happy bellies. This is a great dish to make for entertaining (since you do all the work in the morning), it makes the house smell amazing all day, there’s a really quick clean-up since it’s basically a one pot meal, and the flavor only gets better if you let the sit in the fridge for a day or two.

This is the kind of dinner I like to start in the morning, when the kitchen is still cold and dark and the sun isn’t even fully up.  It starts the day off on the right foot, saying:  today will be the kind of day that we will smell roasting things while we do our work, and we will take the extra care to sit down for a meal in the evening.  If I wait to make dinner until the end of the day, it can be hard to find the energy and inspiration.  Usually, my feet just hurt from working and I’d rather have a bowl of cornflakes.  (Oh my god, we even had macaroni and cheese from a box this week! Shocking, right? I had turned about 100 lbs. of citrus into marmalade that day and the idea of cooking dinner made me want to stab myself in the eye.)This meal was so good and I think everyone should make it, so I’m forcing myself to write a recipe.  I don’t think braises should be precise recipes, though.  They’re more of a technique that you can adapt to pretty much anything.

  • Season the meat.
  • Sear the meat in some kind of fat.
  • Take the meat out of the pan and saute some chopped vegetables in the fat.
  • Deglaze the pan with some kind of booze or stock.
  • Add the meat back in. Make sure everything is just covered with stock or some kind of cooking liquid.
  •  Cook it in the oven for a really long time (5-10 hours) on low heat.
  • Serve over something like mashed potatoes, polenta, noodles, rice, etc., maybe topped with some kind of cheese

I love this technique of cooking, and I do it often during the winter.  Osso Bucco is another one of my favorite braises, and so is this Wild Duck alla Cacciatora.

Red Wine Braised Beef Short Ribs

Cook Time: 10+ hours (active cooking time: 25 minutes)

Serves: 2 with leftovers

Ingredients:

  • 3 beef short ribs
  • 1/3 c. flour
  • 1/4 c. extra virgin olive oil
  • 3 carrots, diced
  • 1 leek, cleaned and diced
  • 1 stalk of celery, diced
  • 1 medium onion, diced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • a big sprig of fresh thyme
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1/2-1 bottle of dry red wine (however much you’re willing to sacrifice into the pot and not drink yourself — a whole bottle is great, but then there’s none left for the cook)
  • water or beef stock to cover, about 4 cups
  • salt and pepper

If your short ribs have any huge chunks of solid fat on them, trim it off.  Don’t go too crazy, though, because the fat is what makes these so good.  Heat the olive oil in a fairly large pot or dutch oven on the stove top, on medium heat.  Season the short ribs with salt in pepper and dredge in the flour. Sear the short ribs in the olive oil so they’re nicely browned on all sides.  Remove them from the pan and set on aside on a plate.  Add the chopped vegetables, fresh herbs and garlic, season with a sprinkle of salt, and saute until everything is slightly translucent.  Add extra olive oil or butter if the pan is too dry and they start to stick or burn.  Turn the heat to high, and once everything is really sizzling like crazy, pour in the red wine.  Add the short ribs back into the pot.  Pour in enough stock to come to the top of the meat.  Put in the oven, uncovered, for anywhere between 3 and 10 hours.  At three hours they should be fine and tasty but by 10 hours you’ll roll your eyes and make silly noises when you taste it.

Once you get to a point where you want to serve the meat soon, take the pot out of the oven.  Use a slotted spoon to lift the short ribs out of the sauce and set them on a plate.  Put the pot on the stove top and turn the heat to high to reduce the liquid down to just a couple cups.  Once it’s reduced, puree the vegetable/broth mixture with whatever tool you puree things with in your kitchen. (If you’re working at the French Laundry or you have the Obamas over for dinner that night, you can strain this puree through a chinois to make it perfectly smooth.)  Season the sauce with salt and pepper.  Add the meat back in to the sauce and serve.

Serve over polenta and top with parmesan cheese and fresh parsley.  I like a simple butter lettuce salad with a basic mustard vinaigrette for the side dish; I think the sweet lightness of butter lettuce is a good counterpart to the richness of the short ribs.

Like I mentioned earlier, this dish holds incredibly well in the fridge.  You could easily cook it for a dinner party the day before and then just heat it up when you’re ready to serve your guests.

Cook it! 2012: February Resolution

I think that I should get extra points for blogging at all with our pathetic internet connection.  The little switch on my phone that turns on a personal hotspot implies that I could then be able to use the internet on my computer.  It seems to be more complicated than that. Trying to understand why sometimes the hot spot works perfectly and other times completely doesn’t work at all is like trying to understand the meaning of life, or god, or any of the other great mysteries of the universe.  Strange theories have been circulating about the weather, the time of day, the position of the phone, and possible government conspiracies to keep my boundless widsom from reaching the masses.

I did a little internet dance and I’m wearing my lucky purple shirt, so cross your fingers and let’s see if this works.

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COOK IT 2012! FEBRUARY RESOLUTION: BAKE BREAD

Last month I spent my free time covered in semolina flour, making batch after batch of fresh pasta.  It was deliciously messy, every bite of it.  This month, I’m focusing on bread baking.  I think I’ve mentioned on here before that I’m a horrible baker  (I made chocolate chip cookies the other day, and on my first batch, the bottoms were completely black and the tops were still semi-raw.  Nice, right?)  I really want to improve these skills.  I can make an amazing seville orange marmalade. I know how to cure my own bacon and grind my own sausage.  I can do remarkable things with butternut squash and kale.  Yet somehow if you involve flour and the oven, I’m lost.

I’ve seen all these great things on the internet about making wild sourdough bread, beautiful whole grain sandwich breads, and all kinds of other special techniques.  I knew that before I could attempt anything like this, I had to be able to bake a plain loaf of boring sandwich bread with absolutely no fancy bells or whistles.  I don’t usually do this, but I ended up just googling “white bread recipe” and going with one of the first ones that came up.  It used white flour and what seemed like a lot of refined sugar, but I just went with it anyway.  (The nice thing about experimenting with bread is that it’s cheap.   A batch of failed jam can set you back, oh, $20, but a failed loaf of bread is just a couple bucks, and can easily be turned into breadcrumbs, bread pudding or croutons if it doesn’t come out quite right.)

I’m not necessarily all that enamored with the idea of breads.  I don’t eat very much of it and I don’t really crave it the way I think some people do.  A wonderful thing happened while I was working on this project, though.  Part of the reason I wanted to do these resolutions is that spending time in the kitchen working on a project is very relaxing for me.  I may not actually care about bread all that much, but forcing myself to stop running around like a crazy person and spent a morning at home in the kitchen was a huge victory.  It reminded me of yoga class, when the instructor tells you to relax and clear your mind, to let go of all the stressful things you’re thinking about.  I tried to quiet my thoughts and let my mind settle in to the motion of kneading, the smell of yeast.  I realized: It’s amazing how hard it is to stop thinking running errands, working, chores, bills…  It kind of worked though.  I spent the morning at home.  I baked bread.  Everything stopped for a few hours.  It was great.  Right now, even, sitting here writing.  I have work I should maybe be doing – my greenhouse got totally destroyed in a windstorm two nights ago, and I really need to go put it back up and work on starting tomato plants.  It’s nice to take some time and say:

……….yeah, i’m not doin that now.

maybe later.

Strange how deciding to learn something new turns into a meditation on laziness and procrastination, right?

Whole Grain White Bread, adapted from the Amish White Bread recipe here

Makes: 2 loaves

Cook Time: 2 Hours

Ingredients:

  • 2 c. warm water
  • 2/3 c. white sugar
  • 1 1/2 tbs. dry yeast
  • 1 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1/4 c. canola oil
  • 4 c. bread flour
  • 2 c. whole wheat flour

In a medium bowl, combine the sugar and the water.  If your kitchen is cold, it may help to warm the bowl in the oven a bit.  (My kitchen is freezing).  Stir in the yeast and set aside to proof.  When the mixture is ready it will look slightly foamy.  Mix the salt and the oil into the yeast mixture.  Mix in the flour, one cup at a time.  Turn out the dough onto a floured surface and knead until it’s smooth and starting to feel springy.  Put the dough into an oiled bowl and cover with a wet cloth.  Set it somewhere warm to rise for an hour or so, or way longer if you’re in my freezing kitchen.  When the dough has doubled in size, take it out of the bowl.  Punch it down and knead it for a few minutes.  Divide the dough in half and form it into loaves.  Put them in oiled 9×5” loaf pans.  Let the dough rise again, until it’s 1” above the pans.  Bake for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.  The loaf will be nicely browned on top and have a pleasant hollow-sounding thump when you tap the bottom of the pan.

For the more visual people….

Yes, one of the reasons that my baking suffers might be that I’m using a liquid measuring cup for dry ingredients. The kitchen smelled incredible at this point.  I’m always struck by how aromatic yeast is. I panicked when I checked my dough after an hour and it hasn’t risen at all.  Not one bit.  In the end, I had to turn my oven on to 350 degrees for 10 minutes, then turn it off, and then put the covered dough in the oven with the door slightly cracked.  That’s how cold my kitchen is.

And at last…

I want to tell you that I eat lots of bread and jam . . . 

Warm bread and peach jam is certainly very luxurious…  but what I really eat is this:

Is a recipe really required?  Toad-in-a-hole, eggs-in-a-basket, whatever you want to call them, they’re my favorite breakfast.  My dad referred to them as “sewer-lids” all through my childhood, which is charming.  I still wonder if this is some kind of reference to his upbringing in New Jersey.  J. decided that eggs-in-a-basket should be named “pregnant toast,” which I think is pretty hysterical.

Oh, one thing- melt some shredded cheese on top to make them extra delicious.

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THE DETAILS:

If you want to be included in the great pasta-roundup, make sure to get your posts to me by February 15th.

The deadline for this month’s challenge is March 15, at 12:00 PM PST.

Happy Baking!

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Shrimp Po’Boys

These sandwiches are so, so good.  I don’t usually post dinner recipes; the light is horrible in my kitchen at night, and I rarely plan in advance enough to make things during daylight hours that would be nice to photograph.  These sandwiches are the exception, though.  They’re way too good not to share. You know that thing, with really, really delicious foods, where you get a bite and it totally transcends anything you’d find in the individual ingredients?  To give you a more specific example: I remember one night in particular, when we were out in San Francisco and we’d just left a concert.  We were far from sober, which of course, meant that the next stop was Taqueria Cancun on Market Street for burritos. There it was, that magical bite of food.  That bite of avocado, melted cheese, rice, beans, fresh salsa, cilantro, all of it — in that one taste.    And then the drunken moans about how good burritos are.  And then, just a few minutes later, all of us wandering back out into the night, ready for more.

(This sounds like a love note to burritos.)

This is about more than that, though.  I want to write something eloquent about street foods here, but the best way to explain it is that every city has some kind of food that you absolutely have to eat when it’s the middle of the night and you’re really intoxicated.

Sure,  you don’t have to be intoxicated.  It could be two in the afternoon and you could be stone cold sober when you eat these.  They will still be delicious. Shrimp po’boys remind me of many happy nights out in New Orleans.  I’ve actually also had some pretty good ones in Key West, which isn’t too shabby as a vacation destination either.  We haven’t gotten away anywhere in quite awhile now, and, while I’d rather hop on an airplane an get a po’boy in a place where the weather’s a bit warmer, realizing that I should just make some vacation food for us while we’re here at the farm was like a revelation.  Whether it’s San Francisco burritos, New Orleans po’boys, New York pizza, or whatever you love: If you can’t make it to where the food is, why not bring the food to where you are.  Fried Shrimp Po’Boys

Since I hadn’t actually made these before, the recipe is kind of pieced together from several different sources- Emeril’s Creole Seasoning, Hank Shaw’s remoulade recipe, and my boyfriend’s crazy cooking skills.  (After managing a seafood restaurant for many years, he can fry the hell out of a shrimp…)

Serves: 4

Cook Time: 40 minutes

Ingredients:

For the Fried Shrimp:

  • 1 lb. shrimp, 26-30s (mediums) peeled and deveined, tails removed
  • 1 can of beer
  • 2 1/4 c. all-purpose flour
  • 3/4 c. fine ground cornmeal
  • 1 tbs. garlic powder
  • 1 tbs. onion powder
  • 1 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1/2 tsp. freshly ground pepper
  • Canola oil, for frying

Cajun Spice:

  • 2 1/2 tbs. smoked paprika
  • 2 tbs. garlic powder
  • 1 tbs. freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 tbs onion powder
  • 1 tbs. cayenne
  • 1 tbs. poultry seasoning (or really whatever you have with some thyme or oregano in it)

Remoulade:

  • 1 1/2 c. mayo
  • 1/4 c. dijon mustard
  • 1 tsp. dill pickle juice
  • 1 tsp. tabasco sauce
  • 1 tbs. smoked paprika
  • 2 tsp. cajun spice
  • juice from one wedge of lemon (or to taste)

To Make the Sandwiches:

  • 4 sandwich rolls, french bread style
  • 2 tomatoes, thinly sliced
  • 1/4-1/2 head of iceberg lettuce or green cabbage, shredded
  • tabasco, to taste

The summary: Shrimp seasoned with cajun spice get dipped in a beer batter and then rolled in a cornmeal breading, then deep-fried.  Then you put ‘em on a roll with lots of remoulade, hot sauce, lettuce and tomato.  The actual process is quick, if you make sure you set it up right. More specific instructions:

In a small bowl, mix together the ingredients for the remoulade.  Set aside.  In another small bowl, whisk together the ingredients for the cajun spice.  Set this   aside too.  In yet another bowl, this one medium sized, stir together a beer and 1 1/2 cups of flour.  This will be the beer batter. It should be pretty thick, similar to pancake batter. Set it aside.  Rinse the shrimp.  Put them in a bowl and season them with 2 tsp. cajun spice.  Mix well.  Set aside.  Next, make the dry cornmeal breading by whisking together the rest of the flour (3/4 c.), cornmeal, onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper.  Put this breading mix in a large, shallow dish.  Set up one last big plate or lined cookie sheet to put the breaded shrimp on before the go into the fryer.

Put about an inch of canola oil in a large cast iron skillet and turn the heat on to medium-high.  If you have a thermometer, the oil should read around 350 degrees.  Make sure the oil is hot before you put in the shrimp.  If you don’t have a thermometer, you can put a few drops of water in the oil. You’ll know it’s hot if the water sizzles like crazy.

Dip each shrimp in the beer batter first, then roll it in the dry breading, then set it on a plate.   Once all of the shrimp are breaded, they’re ready to be fried.For one pound of shrimp, you’ll probably need to do two batches in the skillet so they’re not too close together.  Fry each batch until they’re nice and golden brown.  Put the finished shrimp on a cookie sheet lined with paper towels so the breading doesn’t get soggy.

To assemble the sandwich, spread remoulade on each side of the bun.  Lay out the lettuce, then the sliced tomato, and then the fried shrimp.  Throw a little tabasco on there if you want it to have some extra kick.  Then, the most important step of the whole process: press down on the finished sandwich to smoosh everything together.  I have no idea why this really matters, but somehow it all just comes together after you do this.  It’s magical.

Serve immediately, preferably with a cocktail.

Rumtopf Shirley Temples
I have a batch of rumtopf in my pantry.  It’s a fermented fruit & booze concoction that’s pretty amazing.  You can use the fruit for all kinds of desserty projects, and the boozy part is great in cocktails.  I’ve only made it once, and it pretty much tastes like strawberries since I put in too many.  If you want instructions, read here from the Hungry Tigress or here from Well Preserved.
Makes: 1 cocktail
Cook time: 3 minutes?
Ingredients:
  • ice
  • rumtopf
  • a splash of grenadine, either a fancy artisanal brand or the usual stuff with the red #5 in it
  • sprite, or some kind of fancy organic no high fructose corn syrup equivalent
Put a few ice cubes in a pint jar. Pour in an ounce  or two of rumtopf.  Pour in a splash of grenadine.  Top with sprite.  Mix well.  Drink.  Repeat.
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Oh, and in case you noticed, yah,  I used a lot of non-local, non-seasonal stuff in these recipes.  A girl can’t be perfect all the time…  Every once in a very long while, I think it can be nice to tell the kale to shove it and eat a tomato instead.

Yuzu Curd

I found yuzus at the farmers market last week.   It was so exciting, like finding buried pirate treasure underneath the lettuce and carrots.

I’d never actually had yuzu before, but I knew I wanted them: fancy restaurants use them in all kinds of stuff, plus, they’re citrus fruit (I can’t get enough), and I love saying the name- yuzu. Yuzu.  yuzuuuuuu.  Shae from Hitchhiking to Heaven has a pet pigeon named yuzu, and now when I think about yuzus, I also think about pretty white birds.  Positive all around.

I know some people are reading this and thinking “what the hell is a yuzu?”

The short answer: It’s a citrus fruit that originates from China.

Why do people care so much?

Well, they’re tart and very fragrant, which means that they’re going to lend themselves very well to all kinds of cooking applications.  If you hold one up and smell it, the fruit has this amazing scent of ripe, juicy citrus that reminded me of tangerines or mandarin oranges.  If you slice it open, you’ll see the fruit is filled with seeds and has very little juice.  The flavor of the juice is very tart, like lemon or grapefruit juice, but with this really subtle hint of muskiness.

I desperately want to make marmalade with these.  I know it would be amazing, what with the tart flavor and fragrant rinds (they remind me, visually, of smallish seville oranges),  but I only got my hands on a couple of them, and they were so expensive.  I racked my brain thinking of ways to preserve them that were even better than marmalade, and realized…

curd!

While marmalade is just fruit and sugar, curd takes citrus preserving to a whole new level, adding butter and eggs to make this buttery, silky, luscious spread.   Lemon curd tastes like the filling of a lemon merengue pie.  I don’t know if there’s such a thing as yuzu merengue pie, but if there is, I bet it tastes a lot like the curd I made.

If I were some kind of advanced level food blogger, I’d bake something ridiculous to go with my yuzu curd.  Chocolate cupcakes with yuzu curd filling and merengue icing, or something.   I don’t even have my camera, though. (It’s getting cleaned at Camera Heaven in San Francisco, because taking action shots of flour with an expensive camera means you need to go have professionals take care of it).  Maybe one day, when I have my camera back and I’m cooking for a special occasion, I’ll actually bake those cupcakes.  A vanilla pound cake would also be good, or croissants.  Fancy baked goods (that I never really eat) aside, my favorite real-life way to eat citrus curd is to mix a little bit into some plain yogurt and granola.  It’s heavenly, and you can have a healthy breakfast that tastes like something decadent.

Yuzu Curd

Makes: 4 1/2 pint jars

Cook Time: about 45 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 2 1/2 c. sugar
  • 1/2 c. yuzu zest, from 10 or 11 yuzus:  If you don’t get a full half-cup of zest from the yuzu, fill in the missing amount with other citrus zest
  • 1 cup citrus juice: Use as much yuzu juice as you have, and fill in the gap with lemon or grapefruit juice.  The ten small yuzu that I had made only about 1/8 c. of juice and I used lemon juice to supplement the rest.
  • 3/4 unsalted butter, sliced into small pieces
  • 4 whole eggs, beaten until they are light and frothy
  • 7 egg yolks

Mix together the yuzu zest and sugar in a bowl and let it sit for 20 minutes.  Wash four jars (or other containers suitable for the freezer) in hot, soapy water.  In a heavy duty, thick-bottomed pot,* combine all of the ingredients, including the sugar/zest mixture.  Turn the heat to very low and start whisking everything together.  The butter will start to melt; keep whisking.  Once the butter is melted all the way and the mixture is smooth, turn the heat to medium.  Keep whisking.  Don’t stop, not for just anything, or the eggs will curdle and the texture will be off.**  It will take a few minutes, but eventually the curd will start to thicken.  Keep whisking.  When it reaches the consistency of a thick pudding, it’s ready.  Pull the pot off the heat.

Ladle the curd into jars, leaving 1/2″ or so headspace.  Attach lids.  Don’t water bath process this, just put it in the fridge or freezer.  I have no idea if this recipe is acidic enough for canning, but I don’t care because we eat it so fast.  The jars last for a week or so in the fridge.

*I use my jam pot for making citrus curd too.  The thick bottom makes sure you can control the temperature well, which is very important in this recipe.  Some people might use a double-boiler, but I’ve found that as long as you have a good pot and don’t stop whisking, it turns out just fine.

**I actually dropped my cell phone into the pot of curd during the whole whisking process, and my whole value system was tested in the blink of an eye.  Functional cell phone or yuzu curd? I chose yuzu curd. I yanked my cell phone out of the pot and threw it on the counter, covered with butter and eggs.  I did not stop whisking.  No more process pictures of curd, thank you very much.

For a curd recipe that’s safe for canning, go to this post which I did last winter, grapefruit-scented lemon curd. 

Cook It 2012: January Resolution

About a week ago, I wrote a post about making kitchen resolutions to learn new skills and techniques during 2012, along with an invitation for any other inspired cooks out there to join me in doing the projects.  After many interested e-mails, I’m happy to officially commit to 12 months of kitchen resolutions, nicknamed Cook it! 2012.

So here’s the plan:

Every month is a new project.  I have little or no experience in some of the techniques I’m going to focus on, but I really like eating all of the foods I’ve jotted down on my list, so I’m hoping to learn how to cook all of these things at home.  There are a couple techniques that I’ve got on the list that I already have experience doing, but I want to get to a more advanced level with them.

At the beginning of the month, I’ll announce what the project is, and post recipes, pictures, and instructions I’ve found helpful.  If you want to cook along with me, you’ll have one month to tackle the resolution in your own kitchen.   Cook something in the same category that I’ve made, but not the same exact dish.  If you have a blog, write a post detailing what you made along with any pictures and recipes you want to share.  Before the deadline, e-mail me (thejamgirl@gmail.com) a link to your post and I’ll write a little roundup of everything.  If you don’t have a blog, you are absolutely, 100% still invited to participate.  Instead of e-mailing me a link to a post, just e-mail me a picture of what you made and I’ll put together a photo gallery of everybody’s work.

There’s no need to cook every single project if you don’t have time, so no stress about that.  Just have fun.
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If you’re going to participate, e-mail me with your blog url (if you have one, or e-mail address if you don’t) at thejamgirl@gmail.com by January 31st to join.  The deadline for this project will be February 15 at 12:00 PM (PST).

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All that being said, I think it’s about time to get to it.

COOK IT! 2012 JANUARY RESOLUTION: MAKE PASTA FROM SCRATCH

So, you know that stupid face that so many of the cooking show hosts make when they finally taste what they’ve been making? The face that’s like “…oh, yeah baby, eating this grilled chicken makes me feel like I’m licking Ryan Goslings abs!” It’s ridiculous.  And usually what they’re tasting is something really mundane that definitely doesn’t look like it should be inspiring those fluttering eyelashes and throaty moans.

I’m really embarrassed to say it, but when I tasted my finished project, I totally made that stupid face.  I think I may have, um…. I think I grunted.  It was something like, “uuummmghhhpffohhhhgod,” with my mouth still full of noodles, of course.  It was the pasta of my dreams.When I was plating everything up, my first reaction was more along the lines of “I’m glad this worked since I want to really want to write about it on the internet” but then I had a bite, and … oh god…  It was so good.  Drop-everything-you’re-doing-immediately-good, the kind of taste that, in the blink of an eye, makes you evaluate your culinary career thus far and rethink what direction you want it to head in (namely, one involving more fresh pasta).   The texture of the fresh spaghetti, made with only semolina flour, eggs from our hens, salt and a little spring water, is mind blowing.  Using pastured eggs gave the noodles this buttery, velvety richness that I’ve never found in any other pasta, including “fresh” ones from the grocery store and even farmers markets, (and I’m not just speaking in food-blog-hyperbole, where every bite of food is the most delicious thing ever cooked in the history of cooking.)

I’ve been wanting to learn how to make pasta forever, and really just needed to spring for the pasta machine.  I was worried that it would just be another appliance that sat around the kitchen gathering dust, but after that first bite of noodle glory, I can guarantee that it will see plenty of use.  The machine I got is an Atlas, which worked like a charm. There are a variety of pasta-makers on the market, and this is on the lower end of the price range, around $60.  (I don’t have any opinions on other models since I haven’t used them).  They seem to come in all shapes and sizes, including really fancy ones that attach to kitchen-aid mixers so you don’t have to do any of the hand-cranking that this model requires.  Most of the machines follow the same pattern, where you make the dough first and the machine does most of the actual work of kneading, stretching and cutting the noodles.

Pastured Egg Pasta Dough Recipe

This is adapted from a recipe in Deborah Madison’s Vegetarian Cooking for Everyone, which has a really helpful section about making fresh pasta.

Makes: about 1 lb. of pasta

Cook time: about an hour

Ingredients:

  • 2 c. semolina flour
  • 2 extra large eggs (or the biggest eggs your hens have laid that day), at room temperature
  • 2 tsp. olive oil
  • about 1/4 c. water
  • 1/4 tsp. salt

Make a well on the counter with the semolina flour.  Put the eggs, oil, and salt into the hole in the middle of the flour.  Use a fork to break up the yolks and start stirring everything together, gradually pulling in the flour from the edges of the well.  Bring in as much flour as you can with the fork, and then start kneading together everything with your hands.  If the dough is dry and won’t come together, add in a teaspoon of water at a time and keep kneading until it forms a ball. If the dough is too wet, add some flour.  Once the dough forms a ball, knead it for another 3-4 minutes.  Cover, and let rest for 15 minutes.  Continue according to the package instructions with whichever machine you use.

For more visual people: Use a fork to break up the yolks and start combining the flour into the egg mixture.  It helps, after mixing with the fork, to stick your hands right in the flour and egg mix to gather everything together.  This was the point in my recipe where I realized that farm eggs don’t always come in the traditional “extra-large” sizes that recipes often call for.  There definitely wasn’t enough moisture from my Medium-Largish size eggs, and my dough was quite dry and crumbly.  I just added a lot more water than the recipe called for in this next step, which didn’t seem to matter.  Next time, I’m going to try adding an extra egg so I don’t have to use as much water.   To get the dough into a ball, just keep kneading it together with your hands.  (It should be fairly dry and not stick to your fingers at all. Add some flour if it does.)Knead the dough for a few minutes to make it pretty smooth, then form it into a ball and let it rest, covered, for 15 minutes.

Once it’s done resting, roll the dough out a little to help it fit into the pasta maker.After this, it’s just a matter of following the instructions for whatever pasta maker you have.  The Atlas that I own has you repeatedly feed the dough through an opening that flattens and thins it out into a long sheet.   My dough wanted to fall apart a little bit when I first started, but I just kept folding the sheet in half or thirds and feeding it through the machine.  After a few turns through the rollers, it started holding together nicely. Eventually, the dough gets to the proper thickness for the noodles.  Cut the long strip of dough into 10″ lengths.  Use a knife to cut wider noodles like pappardelle or tagliatelle, or use the cutting attachment on the machine for thinner ones. Hang the noodles to dry for an hour or two.  I used hangers instead of a real pasta drying rack, but you have to cut them on one side with wire-cutters so the pasta slides off without breaking.  To go with the spaghetti, I fancied up some canned tomato sauce from our summer garden and made meatballs vaguely inspired by Saveur’s recipe here.

Spaghetti and Meatballs 

serves: 4

cook time: (not including making the pasta) 45 minutes

Ingredients:

for the sauce-

  • 2 quarts of canned crushed tomatoes
  • 1/4 c. extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1 c. red wine
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1/4 c. chopped fresh parsley
  • salt and pepper to taste

for the meatballs -

  • a few tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil
  • about 1/3 lb. ground beef
  • about 2/3 lb. ground pork
  • 1/4 c. ricotta cheese
  • 3 tbs. grated parmesan cheese
  • 1 egg
  • 1/4 c. breadcrumbs
  • 1 tbs. garlic powder

1 lb. fresh spaghetti

For serving: 1/2 c. chopped parsley, 1/2 c. parmesan cheese

First, make the sauce.  In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium high heat.  Add the onions and garlic and saute until they’re translucent.  Turn the heat up to high and get the pan really hot, then pour in the red wine.  Add the crushed tomatoes, parsley and bay leaf to the pot and bring everything to a simmer.  Turn the heat to low and cook until thickened.  If you like smoother sauce, puree with whatever appliance you own to puree things like this- blender, food processor, immersion blender.  Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Now, make the meatballs. Combine all of the meatball ingredients except the olive oil in a mixing bowl.  Gently work everything together.  Form the meat into whatever size balls makes you happy.  Heat up the olive oil in a skillet and brown the meatballs on all sides.  Pour the tomato sauce over the meatballs and simmer for about 30 minutes to cook the meat all the way through.

Cook the spaghetti in a pot of liberally salted boiling water.  The fresh spaghetti cooks up in a matter of minutes, so make sure not to overcook it.  Drain, and combine with the sauce and meatballs.  Garnish with cheese and parsley and serve immediately. One last note:  If you want to do this month’s resolution, you don’t necessarily have to buy a pasta maker. There are a lot of recipes that don’t use a pasta maker that I have bookmarked to try, like the Roasted Garlic Orechiette from Well Preserved, Pumpkin Gnocchi from Local Kitchen , or maybe these homemade egg noodles topped with beef stew or a mushroom stroganoff.  I still remember the späetzle I ate in Munich thirteen years ago, and you definitely don’t need a pasta maker for those.  (Drenched in a rich, meaty brown gravy, this might be the recipe I need to recreate at home next. They were amazing).  Happy Cooking! Remember, carbs don’t count if they’re completely from scratch.

Citrus Marmalade

I adore pomelos.

I think the scent of a ripe pomelo is absolutely intoxicating. Truthfully, they’re in the kind of the same category as glitter and sparkly things for me, meaning that if I walk past them at a market, I get distracted like a little kid, forget what I was doing, and wander over to the pomelo display, where I have to pick them up and smell them for a few minutes.

If you’re unfamiliar with pomelos, they’re these absolutely massive, pale yellow citrus fruits that taste like a very sweet grapefruit.  They have a really thick peel, which, according to wikipedia, “is sometimes used to make marmalade.”  Very good, wikipedia, you’re quite right.

I had two of them sitting in my kitchen for a few days, and I ended up in the middle of a marmalade frenzy on the morning of January 1st, throwing together all of the citrus fruit I had in my kitchen into one delightful batch. This recipe turned out delicious, with a nice set and and just the right ratio of citrus jelly to citrus peel.  (My boyfriend, who has about 15 years of professional cooking experience, tastes almost every single batch of marmalade I make, thinks for a moment, and almost always says “too much peel.”  Well, I think I finally got it right on this one.  The slices of peel are elegantly suspended in a liberal amount of the sweet citrus jelly).

I have to say, though, citrus fruits are lucky that they come into season in the middle of the winter, when no one is trying to plant tomatoes or pick green beans or can peaches, because, shoot, this recipe is elaborate, to say the least.  Maybe they knew we’d be sitting around wishing for a project since the weather’s too gray and cold for gardening.  a properly gelled marmalade on January 1st is most certainly a good omen

If you have some patience and your knife is sharp, I highly recommend this recipe.  I’ve used five different types of citrus fruit and used two different styles of preparing the rinds to result in what I think will be the best texture in the finished marmalade.  It may be time consuming to make, but spread on a toasted english muffin with butter, it’s all worth it.  

Citrus Marmalade

makes: about 9 1/2 half pint jars

cook time: it’s not fast…  this is a more advanced level recipe, which doesn’t mean beginners shouldn’t tackle it, it just means it will take a lot of time if you don’t already know your way around an orange

Ingredients:

  • 2 pomelos
  • 1 grapefruit
  • a handful of kumquats (it was going to be more but I ate them)
  • 2 navel oranges
  • 2 lemons (not meyer- just plain old normal lemons)
  • 8 cups of water, either filtered or spring
  • 8 cups of sugar

Instructions- stay with me, I know it’s long:

Day 1:  Prepare the fruit and combine it with the water

To prepare the pomelos:

Run either a sharp knife or a sharp vegetable peeler around the outside of the pomelos, removing the colored part of the rind and leaving behind the pith.  Stack the pieces of rind in a pile and slice them into the thinnest strips you can manage.  If the finished strips are on the long side, cut them in half or thirds (you want them to fit nicely into a spoon for the finished marmalade, not to be pomelo noodles).  Set the finished pomelo rind aside in a mixing bowl.  Now, cut off the layer of white pith to reveal the colored fruit.  Use your knife to remove individual segments from the fruit, leaving behind the bitter membranes.  Roughly chop the fruit segments into bite size pieces.  Set the prepared fruit pieces aside in the mixing bowl.  If you’d like to see pictures, see the older version of this recipe, where I’ve got step-by-step photos.*

To prepare the grapefruit:

Use the same method as described above, using only the outer part of the rind and the segments of fruit.  Combine the finished fruit segments and sliced strips of peel with the prepared pomelo in your mixing bowl.

To prepare the kumquats:

Slice off the tip where the stem was attached.  Next, slice the kumquat in half. Remove any little seeds.  Next, each half of the kumquat into very thin strips.  Combine the prepared kumquat with the prepared grapefruit and pomelo.

To prepare the lemons and oranges:

Slice off the blossom and stem end of the fruit.  Slice the fruit into quarters.  Slice off the pithy center of each quarter, where the membranes join together and the seeds are hiding.  Lay out the pieces of fruit so that the skin side is facing you and slice the oranges and lemons into the thinnest pieces you can manage.  Hitchhiking to Heaven has a post with some pictures of this process if you’d like some visual clarification.   Combine the prepared oranges and lemons with the other prepared fruit.

Next:

Combine the fruit and the water in a nonreactive container and let it sit for 24 hours.

Day 2 (the easy part):

Bring boiling water canner to a boil.  Wash jars and lids in hot, soapy water.

Put the fruit mixture into a large, nonreactive pot.  Turn the heat on medium and bring to a simmer.  Simmer the fruit for 20 minutes to soften the rinds.  Pour in the sugar and stir to combine everything.  Turn the heat to high, and cook, stirring occasionally, until the marmalade reads 220 on a candy thermometer or passes whatever gel test you like.**

Ladle the hot marmalade into hot jars, leaving 1/4″ headspace.  Process for 10 minutes.

*This whole recipe is a new version of the very first recipe that I posted on this site, a pomelo marmalade with rosewater and cardamom. That recipe was tasty, but this one is better.  I ditched the exotic spices in this version, but if you wanted to, you could absolutely add them back in at the same time that you add the sugar.  Oh, and I left them out because I have literally no marmalade in the pantry right now, and I wanted something clean and bright to start with, not because I didn’t like how they turned out.  Cardamom and rosewater are super good with pomelos.

**My candy thermometer is officially not accurate, so I’m back to using the spoon test. (Picture here) It was really simple and the marmalade gelled just fine, which makes me wonder about getting a new thermometer.

Top 10 Posts from 2011

Wasting time on the internet reading Top 10 lists is such a delightful tradition right before Jan 1.  I want to enable anyone else who enjoys it as much as I do, by writing yet another top 10 list.  You know you love ‘em.  Don’t go be productive, sit here on the computer, for just another few minutes.

1. How To Preserve 100+ lbs. of Tomatoes With Almost No Work

This is probably my favorite post too, detailing the massive amounts of tomato preservation that happens at the farm every summer.  Sometimes I come home from the farmers market with more tomatoes than I actually took, which is completely ridiculous.  At the end of the market, when vendors have unsold tomatoes, if I hear mutters of “ah, feed ‘em to the chickens,” I try to get in on the action before the hens.  End of summer, heavily discounted tomatoes are where it’s at.

2. Stout Beer Jelly

This is such a weird jelly.  It’s good and all, but…  This post made it to the front page of reddit, which hurt my brain, since there are so many other preserves I’ve made that I would recommend more than this one.  It’s a novelty jelly.  It’s definitely really tasty in certain situations, like on grilled lamb, or with toasted pumpernickel bread with cream cheese.  This is what happens if you, um, partake on St. Patrick’s Day and are a huge canning nerd, and then you decide to start making jelly out of random stuff in the kitchen.

So here’s the deal: I’m working on a new version, with tart cherries, some dried spices and bay leaves.  Please, I beg you, wait for the updated recipe before you make this. It’ll be worth it, I promise.

3. Vanilla Peach Jam

This jam is killer, and this post has step-by-step instructions for beginners.  Vanilla bean and ripe, juicy peaches is a pretty perfect combination.

4. Chocolate Plum Jam

I spent days and days and days canning in the commercial kitchen I use (that’s the door, in the picture below) for the National Heirloom Expo this September. The chocolate plum jam was a creation for that event, which you can make at home if you didn’t get to go.  It’s another winner, absolutely delicious.

5. Concord Grape Jam

What’s not to love about grape jam? It’s heavenly…

6. Pineapple Weed Tea

So…  I was all excited about how popular this post was, sitting in my living room going “gosh it’s so great that people are so interested in foraging these days”… and then I realized, after reading the search terms a little more closely:

There’s a strain of marijuana named “pineapple” and when I wrote “pineapple weed tea” a lot of people thought that I meant I was making tea out of marijuana and got really excited about my blog.

Am I naive? Yes. Is this post about getting high off your tea? Sadly, no. Is it still delicious tea? Yes.

7. My Grandma Molly’s Recipe for Pickled Watermelon Rind

Pickled watermelon was all kinds of trendy this year, and I saw recipes popping up all over the place.  Well, this is the exact recipe that my grandma from North Carolina was making, decades ago.  It’s a tedious recipe, true, but keep a jar in the fridge during the summer, and you’ll be rewarded with the most deliciously sweet, cold, crunchy pickle you’ve ever had.  People sometimes ask me what this pickle is for, exactly, and let me just say: Fried Chicken.  A big southern dinner is never complete without a little glass dish of pickles out on the table.

8. Pear Cardamom Jam 

This is my personal favorite jam, the one that I put on my toast.  Pears have such a bold, juicy flavor- I can’t get enough.

9. Candied Buddha’s Hand

One of the most exotic fruits you’ll ever see, chopped up in little pieces, cooked in sugar and turned into sweet little bites, perfect for putting in bread, cookies and fruitcake.

10. Kimchi

‘cuz kimchi is totally a thing now, like cupcakes and making jam…

This is a small batch recipe that ferments in the fridge, adapted from The Hungry Tigress, who adapted it from Tart and Sweet, which is a fantastic cookbook that I just got for Christmas! Funny how it works like that… (Thanks, my sweet little sister, you rock).

And that’s the top 10…

Thanks for reading this year, and here’s to another epic year of jamming pickling fermenting baking roasting braising gardening and all that stuff that we all love! Happy New Year!